Person jokes

Blowjob

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Gay person

Why can't there be a gay disabled person?

Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.

Poo

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

Nun

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

Memes

Orphan

Person: You can't kill an orphan!

Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?

Knock

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

Wheelchair

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Emo

What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?

An emo slits.

Guardian

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

Man

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

Text

You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.

Cracker

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Trump

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?