What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Person Jokes
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Daryll
Coooper
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
