Person jokes
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Memes
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Yoav
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."