Person jokes
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
I'm weird.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Josh Williams
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.