Person Jokes

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.