Person jokes
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.