Person jokes
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Yoav
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Alya?
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.