Person jokes

What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

What do you call a person with no body or a nose?

Nobody knows.

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

What do you call a person with a fat brain?

A fat neek!

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.