Person jokes
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Memes
You look like a cat.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?