Person jokes
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Memes
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.