Person jokes
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Person you don't know, my name.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.