Person jokes

Josh is chubby.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast.

What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.

When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A vanilla shake.

Do you know who Helen Keller is?

Neither did she.

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.

Hitler: Kills himself.

What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

They're both hanging from a tree.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

Sorry, no adults allowed.

Only 3 per person.