Person jokes

Ass

  • Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

    Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

    Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

    Question

  • Here [are] some questions firesharky:

    1. What color hair do u have?

    2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

    3. What state [were] u born in?

    Do not say I don't know.

    Brother

  • Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

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  • Depression

  • If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.

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  • Suicide

  • Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.

    Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).

    Rape

  • What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

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