Person jokes

I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?

Alya?

Alya and freshfry.

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

Why can't you kill a depressed person?

Because they are already dead inside.

Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!

Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!

Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!

Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?

Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?

Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.

Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!

Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!

Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!

Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!

Gwen: He does, you're not listening.

Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!

How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?

You tell them it's a leap of faith.

Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.

Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.

Clarie: It was painful!

Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.

Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!

Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?

Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!

Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!

The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

Josh is chubby.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast.

What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!