Person jokes
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
Bored.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
Who is this Gwen person?