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Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.

(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”

A: The chicken.

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?

Both stare off into space.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.

Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!

[Image of Gwen]

Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!

If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!