In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
Person Jokes
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
