Person jokes
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
I will pay someone to kill me.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
What was I saying again?
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"