Person jokes
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
You're tiny!
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Austin Nash
John
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.