I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
Person Jokes
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
William
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
Lee Bryan
Louie's IQ.
Louie Fennell.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What do you call a person?
A person.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
