Person jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.

Where are the others?

They're in his freezer.

What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes.

Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

Hi, my name is Jeff.

Hey, you down to fuck?

No, I’m just down.

Hi. I am Joe.

Person you don't know, my name.

A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."

Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂

I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

Person 2: OMg!

I'm dead! 😂💀💀

The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.

So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"

Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.

If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?

(Stupid People)