Perception jokes

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.

He said it was the most violent book he ever read.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.