Perception

Perception jokes

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.

He said it was the most violent book he ever read.

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.