Perception

Perception Jokes

Hairline

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Brain

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Girl

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Contest

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Woman

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

Beauty

Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."

Racist

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

Kid

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

Ugliness

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

Life

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.