Perception jokes
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Purple.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.