New Perception Jokes - Page 7

Who is the blindest person in the world?

Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.

I think she was pulling my leg.

Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.

Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.

Helen Keller walk into a Bar..... and a table......and a chair.....and a wall

Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

Why can’t the blind man find love?

It’s called love at first sight.

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?

Neither did she.

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."