People Jokes

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I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

U R ALL GOING TO BE PUN-ISHED

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Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”

Hello I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are sating to get rid of them but we say NO. If you want to join comment and say. #SaveOrphanJokes

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I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk

People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half

wtf is wrong with people?-

People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"

Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:

Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"