People

People jokes

Graveyard

Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

Military

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

Canoe

Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.

While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."

So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"

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    Group

    What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

    Seasoned vegetables.

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  • Kidney

    Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

    Orphan

    "Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

    I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

    Baby

    Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

    BTS

    People: You're ugly.

    Me: Ok.

    People: I hate you.

    Me: Cool, IDC.

    People: You're annoying.

    Me: Good for me.

    People: BTS is dumb.

    Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!

    WiFi

    Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

    P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

    P2: Airplane wifi.

    Cartoon

    When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?