"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
how do Asians name their babies? They throw pots and pans around ‘Ching, Chang, Clang’
People are like taquila glasses
you gotta shoot them down fast
People need to stop taking life so seriously, after all, no one gets out alive!
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people. And then it exploded.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping? With a taste test
In life, some people have it harder than others. Thats why Viagra exists.
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke
What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
Humour is like skin, the darker it gets the less people like it
Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
People ask me, are you an organ donor?
"Yeah, over my dead body."
All these people on here making me wish I knew them irl
There were four people who went to land... only three returned..... Why??? They left someone for memories!!!!
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
