People jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?

They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.

-JFK

When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?

There’s 20 of them.

Women.

Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.

When people make accounts about you and a category.

There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.

Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.

People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.