As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice
People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
So today i heard a friend say she had a stalker, i can confirm i ́ve never seen a stalker following her.
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
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why are people in japan so slim. bcuz the last time a fatman came the lost half their population
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
I have some jokes abput unemployed people, but none of them work.
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In my free time, I like to help blind people
Verb, not adjective
There are people who are beautifull and then there are people whom I won't rape
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater
