People jokes
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
Women.
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.