People jokes
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
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Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.
So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What has a dog?
People.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.