The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet
When i was in middle school i was on my bus and people were doin hairline jokes and i heard this guy say "Your hairline goes back to..... uhhhhhh..... 2042?
People trying too stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT”
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah.
Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
what part do people slit the most? everyone
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding 😵😵😵😵
What do gay people get for Christmas?
discrimination
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
yo mama so fat she orbits the sun
people say I should be proud of my autism but truth be told I'm only in it for the help in class
Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
there are 2 types of people in Alabama the orphans and the incest's
