Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
People Jokes
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys đ
Humanity.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Whatâs the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.
Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: Thatâs as close as they can get to dye.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
