People

People Jokes

Clothing

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Wheelchair

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

Rape

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

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  • Daughter

    I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

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  • Stereotype

    What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.

    What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.

    What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.

    Down Syndrome

    People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

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  • Basement

    What’s the difference between jail and my basement?

    Some people are let out of jail.

    Grenade

    There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.

    Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."

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  • Missile

    A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

    Blonde

    How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

    Two, one for her and one for the baby.

    Cruise

    Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

    Fatman

    why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

    Transgender People

    Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

    A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

    Family

    I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

    Guy

    A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"