People

People jokes

Clothing

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Cruise

Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

Wheelchair

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

Rape

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

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  • Memes

    Daughter

    I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

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  • Stereotype

    What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.

    What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.

    What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.

    Down Syndrome

    People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

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  • Basement

    What’s the difference between jail and my basement?

    Some people are let out of jail.

    Grenade

    There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.

    Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."

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  • Blonde

    How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

    Two, one for her and one for the baby.

    Fatman

    why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

    Transgender People

    Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

    A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

    Family

    I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

    9/11

    People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.