People jokes
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
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Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.