People jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.