People jokes
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Why are USA people bad at Clash Royale?
They lost two towers.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What is the similarity between a joke and food? Some people just don't get them!
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.