He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep
What do polish people in 🇵🇱 Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
I know five fat people and you're three of them
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
