Cancer is like a video game

Some people can not beat it

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don’t.

You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

pun enters the room and kills ten people.

pun in, ten dead

Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals

My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked “Why is it because he gives people presents?” Jimmy told me “No it’s because I hear so many good things about him but and how he’s gonna come home, but never see him.”

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

I would never kill an animal. I’m more of a people person.

What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.

Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?

Because it flew over their heads.

When deaf people people see someone yawning do they think their screaming

What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law

Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing

According to statistics 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

A 10y.o. : I don’t want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn’t think I’m happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn… my life is shitty…

<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? googles it

Now 14y.o. : Oh…

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.”

where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

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