There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
Cameron and Pav.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Society
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
My acquaintance, William.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
