People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
People Jokes
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
