People jokes
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.