People jokes
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Kids?
kanker
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.