What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
People Jokes
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
My family.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
I have a dad.
