People jokes
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
We gotta work ahead, people!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”