What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
