People jokes
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard: the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills," grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence," grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.