People jokes
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
How long is it?
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
"Knife to meet you all!"
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.