How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
People Jokes
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
