People

People jokes

Birthday

  • People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

    Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

    Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

    Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

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  • Hot Dog

  • One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

    "What part of the dog did you get?"

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  • Worm

  • A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.

    Anger

  • Short people tend to get angry easily...

    'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...

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  • Deaf people

  • Dear Hearing People,

    We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.

    Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

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  • Hell

  • Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.

    American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"

    Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"

    German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"

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  • Astronaut

  • What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?

    "Ah! And people thought we were moons!"

    Grandma

  • Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?

    Mother: Sure.

    Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!