New People Jokes - Page 75 - Worst Jokes Ever

Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.

Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.

Gay

Boy

I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

When did “yo” mean Hello?

They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?

Because they were using the computer.

I hate straight people.

Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.

Why did the dog walk out at night?

To scare his people!

What can you build with people? A boat!

What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?

New Yorkers.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”