People jokes
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
All of them.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Pictures of the people commenting.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.