I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
I love going to church to get closer to god, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
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America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
