Life is like a penis. It is short
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
