Your penis is literally BLUE
Peter griffin chin Should I mention how much it looks like a penis
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis? The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
i have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis) but you aint have no girl friend your only friend yhey call him ching chong coz of your hairrline
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies? My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence)
One day, a girl was showering with her mom, she pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)". The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied:" In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
What does Trump stand for? Trump Runs Underneath My Penis
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop, it went a little bit like this:
Me; dude, leave her alone. Him; beat it b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me; ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis Him; *walks away*
What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Mijn penis is lang lmao
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
I HAVE MORE CUM IN ONE TESTICAL THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE PENIS
What do you call useless skin on a penis A man
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
True Story
A CO was receiving inmates as they're being recalled from their assigned jobs to prepare for count. An inmate that had passed the officer returned bleeding through his trousers from his crotch. The inmate had an argument with his lover who had told him that he wasn't enough woman for him. As the inmate was bleeding he was crying out. "He doesn't love me anymore!!" The officer called for medical assistance and went into the assigned cell. He found the severed penis. He fished it out of the toilet and placed it in a plastic bag with ice. He claimed that the medical staff at the hospital could reattach it. He took a ribbing from his fellow officers, because ,most would've flushed it. I retired and months later saw a fellow officer at the store. As we caught up, I mentioned that the last incident I responded to was 'the severed penis' the officer tells me that the inmate severed his penis again after it was reattached and flushed it himself.
