Penis Jokes

What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.

Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

PENIS PENIS

I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

i love penis

The image shows a camel wearing a tuxedo, holding a pack of cigarettes with the word 'PENIS' on it. Above the camel's head, the same word 'PENIS' is written in large letters.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?

A shit.

What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?

Kids can take both.

What's longer than a penis?

About anything.

Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?

Yan nan ate my salty penis.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.

Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.

One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"

The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."

After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."

The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"

After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.

The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."

The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."

The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."

The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."

The first kid then says: "I know, right?"

They then begin a snowball fight.

The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"