What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
My penis is tied in a knot.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
