Penis jokes
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.
One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.
So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.
Why don't heterosexual π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ suck a π because π π π π π π π tastes like π?
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
Whatβs white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Memes
i love penis
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
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PENIS PENIS
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Donβt worry, itβs too long.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
Whatβs the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
A drunk guy asked his penis: γTell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?γ
γWhy don't you speak to me?γ
γStop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.γ
γOh yeah, I like it ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)γ
Hhhhhhhhh βͺ(βγ»γγ»)β
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
My penis is tied in a knot.