You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
my penis is tied in a knot
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Knock, knock. Who's there. My penis.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Penis.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
