Penis

Penis jokes

Heterosexual

Why don't heterosexual πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like πŸ™?

Man

Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.

So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.

This didn't actually happen.

Man

What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.

Dildo

So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

PENIS PENIS

Memes

Word

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

Anatomy

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

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  • Lollipop

    What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?

    Kids can take both.

    Guy

    Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?

    Snowman

    Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.

    One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"

    The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."

    After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."

    The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"

    After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.

    The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."

    The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."

    The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."

    The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."

    The first kid then says: "I know, right?"

    They then begin a snowball fight.

    The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"

    Guy

    A drunk guy asked his penis: γ€ŠTell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》

    γ€ŠWhy don't you speak to me?》

    γ€ŠStop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》

    γ€ŠOh yeah, I like it ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)》

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