Penis jokes

Penis.

Really bad penis joke.

The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.

The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.

One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.

So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.

Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?

Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.

So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.

This didn't actually happen.

What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.

Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

PENIS PENIS

I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?

A shit.

What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?

Kids can take both.

What's longer than a penis?

About anything.

Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?

Yan nan ate my salty penis.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.