Penis jokes
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
I like penis in my bum!
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Walls.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.