Penis jokes
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
My penis is on fire.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
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China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Penis.
Really bad penis joke.