Penis jokes

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.

Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.

Dad: Epi Pen.

I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."

Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest

What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.

My uncle was a priest.

He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.

Hey guess what...

What...

My penis is big.

Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."

Welcome to Mississippi.

Hahaha, you have no PP!

My penis is on fire.

Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...

What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,

And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

Penis.

Really bad penis joke.

The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.

The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.

One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.

So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.