What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What do you call a a sharpened pencil you call a sharpened pencil it’s a sharpened pencil
Where does a Pencil go to vacation Pencil Vania
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
What do u call a pencil with no end... Pointless
why cant you run with pencil in the hallway : cuz to many people got killed
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
The Quiet kid: Ak-47
Whats the difference between an orphan and a pencil , People actually have a use for one of them
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to the how we talk to other guys like when they say can I borrow a pencil you say you can borrow this hard wood dick
roses are red my pencil is blunt, parrot trapped on roof keeps telling fire crew to f*ck off
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
whats the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? nothing, we're both broken
Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time
what did the pen said to the pencil??????????????
the pen said your pointy-_-
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
little Johny asked teacher wy you where no shirt teacher sys because i want to teacher drops her pencil and picks it up the class starts laughing what so funny a kid took of your ba and we see your squish sexy boobs
being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
