Pencil jokes
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
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I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.