Pencil jokes

I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.

It's just too tear-able.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.