Pencil jokes

Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down.

Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.

And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.

My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.

You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.

So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:

Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?

Student: PIGS!

Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?

Student: SHEEP!

Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.

Student: IK where that comes from!

A FAT COW! 😂😂

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

What is the leader of the school supplies?

The ruler!

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

Your looking sharp!

What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on.