Pencil

Pencil Jokes

Law

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

Point

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

Homework

So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:

Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?

Student: PIGS!

Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?

Student: SHEEP!

Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.

Student: IK where that comes from!

A FAT COW! 😂😂

Teacher

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

Paper

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

Point

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

Point

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

Lead

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

Point

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

Street

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on.

Office

Where do you go if you lost a pencil?

Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.

School

This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.

1. Pencils

2. Binders

3. Paper

4. Pencil sharpener.

What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?