I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?
What is the leader of the school supplies ?
The ruler!
I can tell you a pun about a pencil oh! Nevermind it’s pointless
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen. "No, it's 3D!" said Pencil. After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said; "Oh, I suppose you're write."
i made a pencil with two erasers, it was point less
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil but it has no point to it
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less
For a while lead was used in pencils but ... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil but now it is pointless
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on
Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I'm still writing it.
were do you go if you lost a pencil office works they have solved lodes of pencil cases
This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
