Bait jokes

If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!

When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?

I was out ice fishing and had no nibbles all morning.

About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg."

I said, "Excuse me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said."

Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"

2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.

2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?

Panera bait.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A "MASTER-BAITER".

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.