A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.