Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Pedophile Jokes
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
