The Two Lemon Raspberry Loaves Inside You

Listen up, smooth-brain. This is a parody of that deep quote, 'Inside you there are two wolves,' which is supposed to mean you got good and evil fightin' in your soul. But instead of serious wolves, we got delicious lemon raspberry loaves! The jam swirl makes them look like they're smilin', which is absurd and funny 'cause they are just bread. You probably only have one half-eaten loaf inside you, ya hungry fool.