Loaf memes

A programmer and his wife.

She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."

After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"

He replies, "They had eggs."

A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?