Newest Party Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 1) To drop some WORDPLAY

Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY

What do gingers miss most at a grate party

The invitation

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage

What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

When you walk in a party and see a
bunch of dudes talking about bitcoin
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LATER HOMO
drgrayfang
H. sapiens (modern hum

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Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)15: 14:15 UTC-6 No.519
So /b/, this is the first time I've shared this story
>mother
>fucking
>9/11
>be me
>be 18
>at a house party
>girl is talking to me
>we're wasted
>time to go to the love station
>says she wants to wait until morning
>so she can "remember it"
>wake up in the morning next to her
>she's already awake watching the news or some shit
>start making out
>put my hand in her panties
>she's moaning
>says "what the fuck" in a te
terrified voice
> "holy fuck my dad works there"
>immediately gets up and pulls out her cell phone
>look at TV just in time
>second plane crashes into tower
>she starts balling uncontrollably
That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda

Parties when I pull up:

MARIO PARTY
THREATENING FRIENDSHIPS
SINCE 1998.

In pixels and polygons, a virtual realm unfolds, A battleground where warriors gather, young and old. A game of wits and strategy, a dance of skill and might, Behold the phenomenon, the world of Fortnite.

What is Fortnite, you ask, this digital sensation? A realm where dreams are forged, in endless animation. A world of endless possibilities, where heroes rise and fall, A tapestry of triumph, where victory calls.

From humble beginnings, a storm begins to brew, A hundred souls drop down, with dreams anew. An island vast and varied, a landscape to explore, From verdant meadows to urban cities, the battles roar.

With pickaxe in hand, we gather resources with haste, Wood, metal, and stone, the foundation of our base. We build and we craft, constructing our fort, A fortress of defense, where enemies are fought.

The storm looms ever closer, a force we can't deny, Pushing us closer together, as time quickly flies. We strategize and plan, our tactics ever shifting, In this ever-shrinking world, our spirits uplifting.

Weapons and loot, scattered throughout the land, We arm ourselves with firepower, take our final stand. Shotguns, rifles, explosives, and more, In this game of survival, we even the score.

But Fortnite is more than just a battle royale, A canvas for creativity, where imaginations set sail. From creative mode to party royale, a world of endless fun, With friends and strangers, united as one.

Yet amidst the chaos, let's not forget, Fortnite is but a game, a virtual vignette. For beyond the pixels and the storms that rage, Lies a world that beckons, beyond the digital stage.

So let us embrace the joy that Fortnite brings, A tapestry of moments, where victory sings. For in this realm of pixels and dreams, Fortnite shines bright, a testament it seems.

So gather your friends, embark on this quest, In the realm of Fortnite, put your skills to the test. For in the end, it's not just about the game we play, But the bonds we form, as we dance and slay.

What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.

I play saxophone and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason I got multiple restraining orders because I said “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson”, I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.

Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(