Fat

Anonymous

I just a had a birthday party last week at my crib i invited two fine beautiful looking women one was skinny and her was kelly and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita both of them came by i told Chiquita only kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday you can’t you too fat and clumsy and i don’t have any food or drinks for you so see ya later nutty professor.

Dwarf

Anonymous

What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper

Blood

YOUR MOM

i was having a party in my basement and my friend asked me what that bag cover in blood was for and i said oh thats the bag i catch the children with to torture them in this basement

Kid

I'm in school

Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them

Die

My name is jeff

Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them

Hole

Anonymous

What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party

Politics

Anonymous

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party

NASA

Anonymous

How does NASA organise a party?

They ‘PLANET’

Fat

sans

Sans: why did the skeleton go to the party? Papyrus: Why? S: cause he was too fat and ugly P:AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

Dad

CHUCK

9 months before I was born ,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

Vegetable

Anonymous

What does the beet DJ say when he’s partying?

“Dance to the beet, y’all!”

Cake

Daniel King

What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?

Angel food cake 🎂🥳

Difference

Anonymous

HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES

Invite

Anonymous

why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops , everyone can get in

Night

Sarai Castle

I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: “Mama, why is Gramma dead?” I smiled and told her, “Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, ‘If your mother’s the one making you do this, do what you do best.’ I listened and the next day she didn’t leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother.” She replies with, “Make his child support expensive!” Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.

Tree

Daniel King

What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?

Swimming trunks.

Girl

Funny

A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party and at the party, one of her friends poop their pants. When Sally finds out, she yells “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”

Kid

Anonymous

Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s

Computer

Anne Montague, Rosebud

Why did only blonds show up at Saturday’s party during the Corona crisis?

Cause their computers flashed, Virus blocked!

Ready

Richard wolf

Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn’t know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses

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