A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents
Two wongs don’t make a white
A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child
Does a migit count as a orphan?
