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My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.