Parent jokes
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Can someone be my daddy?
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.