New Parent Jokes - Page 12 - Worst Jokes Ever

I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.

What dose buzz lightyear and a oprhsms parents have in common.

They go to infinty and beyond

What was Michael jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloid? Don't just leave me alone

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

why are orphans so naughty at school its not like the teacher is gonna call theyre parents

why cant orphans watch pg movies. parental guidence

A boy went to a genie and said "I want to be like batman" he went home his parents weren't there.

why do orphans have only 300 and 60 days coz dont have mother and fathers days.

I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning. And my driver’s license got revoked too.

Even if orphans fail their exams im sure their parents wouldnt... oh wait...

A girl came to my house she said where’s your parents I started crying

pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.

Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her.

Stuck a plunger down the toilet

A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."