My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’
Now, my wrists look like a tiger
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login:__________
What did the orphan say to the parent, oh wait.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong because they need a parent to buy them steroids
Why can u slap a Orphan? are they going to tell mommy.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids
Coach
Some people ask why jokes exist, I say when a mommy and daddy love each other very much they have sex and they make another one of you
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk
Your dad never needed a van for you.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
Why did the Orphan become a prostitute,
Because they needed someone to call daddy
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed". I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there son".
A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage
Son:why
Father:you’ll need them there
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
