Parent jokes
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
The F in orphan stands for family.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.