Parent jokes
Who needs parents to be great?
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.
I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.