Parent jokes
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
I cried while my parents were cutting onions... onions was such a good dog.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.