A father is talking to his three kids Kid 1: why is my name rose Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head Kid 2: why is my name lily Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh Dad:oh hey Brick
Dad's are like boomerangs.... I hope....
“Uh daddy harder” the orphan said oh wait he doesn’t have a daddy
Why can’t orphans ride bikes
Because they don’t have parent supervision
I saw an orphan and i said, yo.
He said what do you want.
I said, "to be your new father"
"Realy??!" the orphan said,
Me, lol no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk
Does a migit count as a orphan?
Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
why do orphans have only 300 and 60 days coz dont have mother and fathers days.
Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...
my mom told me to go to bed but then I grabbed a drink went in their room to say goodnight and they looked like adam and eve on steroids
me when the your uh uhhhh when your me when the your uhhh uhhhhh mom
You have to be a good mom to be a milf
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
Me:Mom can I have some make up. Mom: no. You are beautiful just the way you. Me:So that’s why you were make up.
i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......
wheres your mom
in the bin
