Parent jokes
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.
Memes
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
I cried while my parents were cutting onions... onions was such a good dog.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.