Parent jokes

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

What do you call an orphan family tree?

A tree stump.

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?

Coach.

I cried while my parents were cutting onions... onions was such a good dog.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.

Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.

I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.