Parent jokes
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7? 7 killed 6's parents.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."