There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy
I would tell a dad joke but it already left me
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage
Son:why
Father:you’ll need them there
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
Every one likes orphans but there parents