Parent jokes

You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.

Where's your mom?

In the bin.

A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.

Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger down the toilet.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Why do orphans only have 360 days?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.