Parent jokes
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Memes
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.