Parent jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
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My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.