Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
fun fact if your an orphan you probably dont know your parent
Never going to give you up. that's not what the orphan's parents said
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have it?
A family
i walk up to a kid i ask where his parents are and he started crying then i walked out of the orphanage
Why cant orphans have sex
Because there is nobody to call daddy
why cant an orphan get caught o the hub they have no parents to catch them
if an orphan took a photo what would It be considered...... not a family photo
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents. And I lost my job as zookeeper.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice
My parents said to me, "When ever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay' It's really not. So I said OKAY.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today? B: Because today we had a parent meetup
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
why are orphans sad when playing roblox?
there isnt any parents on roblox
When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper
so i was walking around the outside of the buliding and i saw a kid and asked “where’s your parents” I love working at the orphanage
kid: dad, whats an orphan? dad:
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.