One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
What is a "dad?"
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly
Why dont orphans go on trips at school
Parent signature_________________
my dad left me lol
why cant orphans sign up for sports? they have to have a parent signature
You can get into to a fight with a orphan what they are going to there parents
why cant a orphans go on a field trip???
They need there parents permission😆😆😆😆😆😆
what is the difference between you and my dad? nothing
Why does a orphanage have any milk because dad never came back with the milk
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
why cant orphans watch pg movies. parental guidence
Ur dad oh wait you don’t have that
