Parent jokes
Dmitriy has no mother.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."