I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
Parent Jokes
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What's the difference between my mum and my dad?
My mum stayed.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
