Parent Jokes

Why did the child die? To see god our father

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.

What do you call your mom. GAY

Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

Like this joke. UR MOM

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

I have a brother and he told me this quote no wonder they had a second child they messed up on the first one“ he’s the second child... I’m the first...

WHOEVER IS AN ORPHAN AND WANTS THESE TO GO OR IF YOU JUST WANT THEM TO GO AWAY COMMENT DOWN BELLOW OR IF YOU CAN'T COMMENT GIVE IT A THUMBS UP!

A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.

i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

What is a "dad"?

Why does a orphanage have any milk because dad never came back with the milk

What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Ur dad oh wait you don’t have that

Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me

why was kobe a good father?

He took his daughter with him

I went to ask my friends mom if I could have a sleepover Then I rememberd they did not have a mom or dad

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.