Parent

Parent Jokes

Dad

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

Orphan

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

Orphan

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

Year

🎆 New Year's Eve

Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"

Mom👱🏻‍♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"

Dad👨🏻‍🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"

Orphan

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

Dad

My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:

A green pea shooter plant from Plants vs Zombies with a cigarette in its mouth.

Orphan

Why are most dark jokes about orphans?

They can't complain to their parents.

Suicide

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

Orphan

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

Arson

A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Orphan

Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

Me: "You should be Batman."

Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

Orphan

What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?

The elevator can raise a family.

Orphanage

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

Orphan

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

Orphan

God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.