Parent jokes

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

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My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.

My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.

What do you call an orphan's parents?

Dead meat.

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.

What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?

They are both invisible.

Do you know why orphans don't have parents?

Because no one raised you.

Why don’t orphans have parents?

'Cause they were abandoned.

I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

Me: Hi Jacob!

Jacob: Hi.

Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!

Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."