Parent jokes
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Memes
Sharpness V belt
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.