"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Parent Jokes
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
