Parent

Parent Jokes

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

if a orphan wants food who does it? no one everybody just watches him starve because they couldent find his parent's

What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?

A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent