Parent jokes

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?

Raisin kids!

Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

What should you never say to an orphan?

"Your Mom."

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

What does an orphan call a family portrait?

A selfie.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

Birthday girl: Oh wow!

Parent: Anyone missing?

Birthday girl: Your parents.

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.