Parent jokes
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.