Parent jokes
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.