Parent jokes

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

What did the kid say to the orphan?

"Well, at least I have parents!"

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

How does an orphan call his parents?

"..."

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"