Parent jokes
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Memes
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.