Parent jokes
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
Who needs parents to be great?
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.