Parent jokes
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Memes
me asking my mom for fornite vbucks at 3am
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
I found your parent!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!