Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
