Parent jokes

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?

A fossil.

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Who needs parents to be great?

Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?

Because they can't eat a family pack.

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.

I found your parent!

What's the best competition to do with an orphan?

Which orphan had their parent for the longest?

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?