Parent jokes
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.