Parent jokes

What did the kid say to the orphan?

"Well, at least I have parents!"

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

How does an orphan call his parents?

"..."

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because it was Batman!

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.

Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!