Parent jokes
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
I found your parent!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."