Parent jokes
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.