Parent jokes
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Memes
me asking my mom for fornite vbucks at 3am
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.