Parent jokes
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.