What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
I found your parent!
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
