Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Pandemic Jokes
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.