Pandemic

Pandemic jokes

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.

Son (in a happy tone): I know.

Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?

Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.

How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?

Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.