My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'
I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'
When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.
Everybody was kung flu dying It travelled as fast as lightning 2020 was expert timing In fact it was a little bit frightening
What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
WHEN DID I RELIZE COVID WAS SERIOUS
WHEN I SAW UR TEETH SOCAIL DISTANCING
used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
I got in trouble at school today because i told the teacher at school with covid to stay postive
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation
I hate wearing a mask in public
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
The CCP should be pleased, Covid is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Covid be like I'm going to take your breath away
Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused
got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
