Pandemic jokes

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"

I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.

When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

Everybody was kung flu dying.

It traveled as fast as lightning.

2020 was expert timing.

In fact, it was a little bit frightening.

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

What if your Corona test is neutral?

When did I realize COVID was serious?

When I saw your teeth social distancing.

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

I hate wearing a mask in public.

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.