Pandemic jokes

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.

Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)

When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

Everybody was kung flu dying.

It traveled as fast as lightning.

2020 was expert timing.

In fact, it was a little bit frightening.

What if your Corona test is neutral?

When did I realize COVID was serious?

When I saw your teeth social distancing.

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

I hate wearing a mask in public.

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.