Pandemic Jokes

What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

Everybody was kung flu dying It travelled as fast as lightning 2020 was expert timing In fact it was a little bit frightening

WHEN DID I RELIZE COVID WAS SERIOUS

WHEN I SAW UR TEETH SOCAIL DISTANCING

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation

used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....

Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....

I got in trouble at school today because i told the teacher at school with covid to stay postive

A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".

I hate wearing a mask in public

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.

What's the difference between covid and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

The CCP should be pleased, Covid is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Covid be like I'm going to take your breath away

I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!