Pandemic jokes
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
I hate wearing a mask in public.
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Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.