Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
