Pandemic jokes
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
COVID is like fashion…
We started hearing about it in Italy…
Became popular in LA and NYC…
Florida ignored it…
And it was all made in China in the end.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."