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Speed Bump

Anonymous · 7 years ago

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

Asshole

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A four-panel meme with text above. The top text reads 'ME: I don't understand why my asshole always hurts. Also ME:'. Below this are four images: The top left shows a jar of sliced jalapeño peppers. The top right shows a bowl of red salsa. The bottom left shows a pile of red chili peppers. The bottom right shows a person's torso holding a very large, ribbed, purple butt plug.

Wife

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a comparison between modern and ancient Sith. The modern Sith are depicted as whiny and emotional, lamenting about being stuck in a machine and having their superweapon destroyed. The ancient Sith are portrayed as stoic and embracing pain, declaring "TO PAIN IS TO LIVE, AND BOY, AM I LIVING!"

Lego

Markgeraldnasol · 3 years ago

Youch

The image shows a screen capture from a Pokemon video game. The text above the game says "Me when I stepped on Lego:". Two pokemon are shown: Slowbro, with 201 health, and Venusaur with 204 health. Venusaur has wide, red eyes and its tongue is hanging out.

Injury

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Bro is doing tricks on it😭

The image shows a tweet by user Kurrco, stating that Playboi Carti was injured during the shoot of a music video for the song 'KETAMINE'. There is a video thumbnail and an image of a knife hanging from a ceiling. There is also a reply from user Ferzsc, expressing extreme sympathy and offering to take Playboi Carti's pain.

Character

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A stick figure is surrounded by images of people falling in various situations, such as down the stairs, into water, or slipping on a wet floor. A yellow sign reads, "Caution Wet Floor." The text on the image says: "Name a character who went through more pain than him."

Insult

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."

Acid

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person with white face paint looks into the camera. Above the image the text 'I'm on acid right now haha' is displayed. Below the image is a text in Amharic that translates to 'Because of the actions you have done, your family will spill blood. They will feel eternal pain for your actions. The tears they shed will turn to blood. The pain they feel will be unbearable. Soon you will be alone.' Below this text, is the text: 'Fuck you'

Health

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A person in black pants, a white shirt and a cap is seen in a contorted pose on a golf course, holding a golf club. The text above the image reads: "Me: My back hurts, I wonder why. My sleeping position:".

Toe

✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago

A person wearing a distorted white mask with a black eyes appears to be in pain. The text reads: "When you're chasing someone through the house and stub your toe..."

Man

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. He is bald, wearing glasses, and has a beard. Above the image, it says, "Oh man I can't wait to play GTA 6!!" Below that, it says, "The sudden pain in the left side of my chest:".

Manga

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

tru

The image is a three-panel comparison. The first panel, labeled "Manga", shows a black and white manga panel of a character with two different hair colors on each half of his head. The second panel, labeled "Anime", shows the same character in color, from an anime style. The third panel, labeled "Netflix Adaptation", shows a box of Icy Hot pain cream.

Eraser

Wade · 2 years ago

This is so painfully true

The image is a three panel comic showing a 3D bald human head. First panel: The text 'You make a mistake on a test' appears on the left. The face is neutral and the word 'Panik' is written next to the face. Second panel: The text 'You erase it' appears on the left. The face is still neutral but has a calmer expression and the word 'Kalm' is written next to the face. Third panel: The text 'The eraser tears the paper, leaves a big stain, and doesn't erase anything' appears on the left. The face shows an expression of anger and the word 'ANGERY' is written over a blurry red background.

Character

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

A black figure stands centered. Around him are several small stick figure icons experiencing different types of falls and accidents, with a yellow "caution wet floor" sign also pictured. The text says "Name a character who's gone through more pain than him."

Health

OzzyTheDinoo · 2 years ago

lmfao true

The image shows a person lying face-down on a mat with a large steamroller positioned directly above them. The text on the image says, "What my back needs".

Mark Zuckerberg

TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago

The image shows Mark Zuckerberg and T-Pain in a music studio. T-Pain is seen playing a keyboard, while Mark Zuckerberg stands in the background. A smaller inset photo shows Zuckerberg wearing a black t-shirt.

Torture

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A man is looking to the right in a close up shot. Text above reads: "When you getting tortured by the Cartel but the leader thick ahh Colombian daughter walks in so I gotta withstand the pain so she doesn't get the ick."

Lava

Why should you care · 1 year ago

is this true for anybody else

The image shows a pale, stylized 3D rendering of a man's upper body, with a glowing orange-yellow area in his chest. The text at the top reads "WHEN YOU SWALLOW LAVA".

Character

✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago

A 3D character from a video game with a simple, smiling face is standing in front of a building. The character is white with a pink top and bottom. A speech bubble above the character says, "why was i built to feel nothing but pain?"

Character

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A black stick figure is surrounded by many different pictograms of stick figures falling in different scenarios such as down the stairs, into water, or slipping on a wet floor. A yellow sign reads "Caution wet floor" sits behind the black stick figure. The text says "name a character who went through more pain than him".

Community talk

applee

oh you're stepping on my left foot its hurting but thats okay, cos im... in your wayy....

エレン・イェーガー

My cest has ben huring for the pas 30 mins and my hand are shakng volenly.

Bree_2]

I have the BIGGEST headache rn. and istg these boys r making it worse

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