Own jokes
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.