Own jokes
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
FAKE but funny
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Your own life, hah!
That’s right, I have my own category😎
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!