Own Jokes

A letter to all Math; Dear Math, Grow up an solve your own problems! 2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!

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at 6 she wanted a happy mama at 8 she hated acting like a mom at 10 she was wanted to see her own smile agian at 11 she wanted to see her mom

Weed: *gets hit my his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo

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“Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?”

“I think you should ask yourself that.”

Why Do People Never Kick Their Own Balls? because they might lose one

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your own life hah

what's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend? I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it.

Q: what do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit

A: idk

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well, there's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my off it.

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic. But I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

Mommy mommy! Do we own a sweatshop? Shut up and keep sewing.

That’s right, I have my own category😎

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work but he was still really tired, so he decided the qiuckest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face. So he asked me to do it but I guess I don't know my own strangth and so-he went back to sleep again...