Own jokes

Not a joke; just a statement:

Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

Why do people never kick their own balls?

Because they might lose one!

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?

Perform fellatio on gay men.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

A letter to all Math:

Dear Math,

Grow up and solve your own problems!

2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.

Your own life, hah!

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?

A: I don't know.

That’s right, I have my own category😎

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.